Tuesday, September 30


Q: What do:
  • 5 guys hitting on me (really, 4: one of the guys tried twice)
  • 4 times a 66-year-old told me she was retired "summathatime" (she had a helluva mustache)
  • 3 peanut butter tasty-kakes consumed (one of them had randomly flipped over in the package)
  • 2 movies watched (meet the parents and last holiday)
  • 1 fight/negotiation with a parking garage attendant ($30 doesn't always mean $30...)
have in common?

A: Jury duty

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