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Q: What do:

• 5 guys hitting on me (really, 4: one of the guys tried twice)
  
• 4 times a 66-year-old told me she was retired "summathatime" (she had a helluva mustache)
  
• 3 peanut butter tasty-kakes consumed (one of them had randomly flipped over in the package)
  
• 2 movies watched (meet the parents and last holiday)
• 1 fight/negotiation with a parking garage attendant ($30 doesn't always mean $30...)
  

have in common?

A: Jury duty

Superpowers?

This is why Republicans can still win elections. Unfortunately, fear propels choices.