a.n.t.s.

Dude, I hate me some ants. They are cah-razy invasive, way too squirrely-quick (yes, it's a real word) and there are always one or two bionic survivors.

This evening, we were invaded by itty-bitty, tiny ants. MILLIONS OF THEM. We had no ant spray and when I looked up pet-friendly ant removal remedies, the solution I found included sprinkling chili powder all over the floor. Are you fucking kidding me? Can you imagine the results in cat and dog if they ingested said chili pepper?

Some sort of cleaning fluid was our eventual answer. But, now, I feel like this:

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lazy-ass

This is hilarious:


This is my lazy pile of fur:


I know I could never handle energy like that crazy snow-dog, but come on - mine is sleeping with 2 blankets and a pillow. Seriously.

foreign doggers

FYI: I hate war; it's awful and bad and completely unnecessary. However: this is a good cause.

e.coli!

My dog has e coli. poor thing.